How Does Dracula Suck Blood? :THE MECHANISM

This one's a bit scientific.. ;)
Have you pondered over that how does DRACULA suck blood with his long….scary canine teeth??
This is one difficult question I think as nobody has ever disclosed this mechanism…. Or has somebody done it already???
Well, I am not aware of… if it has happened already….

Cheshta's First Theory on Blood Sucking Canines
According to my theory, as we all have seen the DRACULA named organism just putting his teeth into the skin and then sucking the blood with his canines. Also as he never sucks through his mouth, there is for sure something fishy about his teeth!!!
I suppose there are apertures at the tip of the teeth connected to some teethic ducts through which the blood goes into his body.. Using this horrific mechanism he sucks the blood of his prey and thus, kills them.. Or else

Cheshta's Second Theory on Blood Sucking Canines
According to this theory, it is supposed that Dracula has a suction pump-type mechanism in his body because of which blood is absorbed in his body… huh.. Bad bad Dracula…. The main thing is that I have not been able to prove any of my theory because till date no Dracula has volunteered for the dissection experiment that I wanted to carry out…. Instead, they have warned me lot many times you-know-what-for. So, I cannot say 'Hence proved' to any of the theories.

Through this blog, I want to create an awareness and want people to come up with their theories (or hypotheses), so that we may reach a conclusion and finally devise a mechanism universally accepted(can be possible we even come across a vampire…. Heeheehaahaha) …!! So…people c'mmon…this world needs you..!! ;)

What If We Could Detach Our Body Parts Whenever WE WANTED and Re-attach Them Back Again???????

If this could be possible, just imagine we could detach our feet when we would be tired or our head whenever it would have ached!!! Also could keep our nose at a warmer place when we would catch a cold, and blah blah blah…

And we could just change our broken legs and hands for new ones instead of getting them repaired(plastered)..would be an easy alternative I must say!!!

Also, we could change our body parts with each other like dresses… and then maybe this would be fashion… and like we follow celebrities in their choice of clothes and stuff, we would be following them for their hands, eyes, etc….which would be available in shops..!!

Like… Hey! Look I got Katrina's hands or Salman's muscles….(not a good choice to have both I guess!!)

But in all of this would be lost an individual's individuality!!! Nobody would be original then!! No one would know their original features… what they actually were.. As God made them!!

So I guess it is good to stay original what you really are and be have with what you already have!! Seriously people, stay happy because you never know what are you going to face the very next moment!!